The End of The World is NOW (and Why Men Can't Get Pregnant)

The chaos of the New Year continues as Justin, Colm, and Rebecca dive deeper into their 2026 predictions—and things get dark (and hilarious).

Colm reveals a terrifying Nostradamus prediction about a "stench and pestilence" sweeping Europe, linked to a new theory about mosquitoes hitchhiking on airplanes . Justin argues that society has become too "namby-pamby" and offended by everything, leading to extreme reactions .

We also discuss:

• The "Pregnancy" Debate: Justin states firmly that men cannot get pregnant and argues we need to stop pretending otherwise .
• Furniture People: Colm talks about an Instagram influencer who identifies as a coffee table (yes, really) .
• The Missing Years of Jesus: Justin doubles down on his theory that Jesus trained as a Buddhist monk in the Khyber Pass and didn't die on the cross .
• Fashion & Fitness: Why "dress for the job you want" means 80s shoulder pads are back, and Colm’s plan to walk the Camino in 2026 .

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🗓️ Release Date: Sunday, 04/01/2026

⏱️ Chapter

• 00:00 – Intro: Val Doonican & Justin’s Jumper 
• 01:28 – Nostradamus 2026: The "Stench and Pestilence" 
• 03:05 – Are We Too Easily Offended? (The "Namby Pamby" Debate) 
• 06:40 – The Influencer Who Identifies as a Coffee Table 
• 08:51 – Justin: "Men Cannot Be Pregnant" 
• 10:44 – Colm’s Big Plan: Walking the Camino in 2026 
• 12:54 – Fashion: The Return of Formal Wear & Blazers 
• 19:24 – The End of the World (Hebrew Texts & The Antichrist) 
• 21:40 – Conspiracy: Did Jesus Survive the Cross? 
• 30:00 – AI Update: How to make money with ChatGPT 5.2

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