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Episodes

17
July 23, 2026

World Cup Chaos, Airport Survival Hacks, and The National Toaster Giveaway

Justin shares his ultimate Dublin Airport shortcuts, Colm reviews the controversial football finals, and the lads launch a massive T-fal giveaway.
16
July 18, 2026

Toaster Giveaways, Eunuch History, and why the News is Driving People Crazy

The lads team up with Tefal to solve the great kitchen counter division, Terry's feet become independent judges, and Justin warns of a looming political shift.
15
July 16, 2026

Toasters in Utility Rooms, Moving to Malta, and Ireland's €5,000 Garden Fine

Justin packs up his life in Greystones, Colm debates the ultimate home safety haven, and the lads face the reality of an incoming national hosepipe ban.
14
July 11, 2026

Shattered Windows, a Secret Doctor in the Park, and Australia’s Wild Camel Invasions

Colm fumes over a lack of empathy at a petrol station, Justin sits down with a surprising stranger, and the lads find out why Australia is being overrun by thousands of thirsty camels.
13
July 9, 2026

Sleeping in Drawers, 1980s Summer Freedom, and the Corruption of World Cup Football

Colm recalls a bizarre childhood holiday sleeping arrangement, Justin shares nostalgic memories of the Summer Project, and the lads tackle political interference in the beautiful game.
12
July 4, 2026

The Real Secret to a 20-Year Marriage & Why You Should Tape Your Mouth Shut

Beatrice Caffrey returns as Colm finally reveals the survey results, Justin explains his extreme sleep routines, and Terry shares a profound acting class memory.
11
July 2, 2026

The Real Secret to a 20-Year Marriage (It’s Not What You Think)

Beatrice Caffrey joins the brothers to talk World Cup disasters, burning pasta, and the bland truth about relationships.
10
June 27, 2026

The School Toilet Shooting & The AI Bubble Bursting

An Irish schoolboy fires a weapon inside Shakespeare’s house, Justin’s lucrative 1980s contraband syndicate, and the shocking truth behind Elon Musk's marketing hype.
9
June 25, 2026

Gunshots at Shakespeare’s House, Secret Libyan War Flights & The Death of Competition

An Irish schoolboy brings a weapon to Stratford-upon-Avon, Justin’s high-stakes diplomatic mission into Tripoli, and why modern parenting is creating a fragile generation.
8
June 20, 2026

The Real James Bond, 50 Cent’s Rules & The Death of Memory

Drinking with the spy who inspired 007, ruthless boardroom fearlessness, and how smartphones killed storytelling.
7
June 18, 2026

The Walkman Cover-Up, Reddit Lies & The Great Crypto Stand-Off

Hiding pop music from local hardmen, why men buy digital currency, and Colm’s three-week outfit crime.
6
June 13, 2026

The Forgotten Child, 2 AM Bar Shifts & Terry’s Leaving Cert Disaster

Growing up as number five, underage bartending and the hidden prompt-box beneath the stage.
5
June 11, 2026

The Back-of-Head Panic, School Monkeys & The Boyzone Disaster

Justin discovers a secret bald patch, a teacher named Bobar, and why legacy boybands should never reform.
4
June 6, 2026

Family Secrets, Drunk Doormen, and the Dark Side of Nudist Beaches

Sibling DNA scandals, what the 1990 World Cup did to Ireland, and the ultimate public transport wardrobe crime.
3
June 4, 2026

The World Cup Poisoning and Getting Starkers in Greystones

Did the CIA ruin a football legend? Plus, the brothers clash over Middle Eastern geopolitics and accidental nudist beach encounters.
2
May 30, 2026

The Big Hairy Gorilla Dilemma: Shaving, Style Mishaps & The Black Shoe Rule

Facial grooming secrets, why Justin shaves his head, and the ultimate corporate wardrobe crime.
1
May 28, 2026

We Are Leaving Ireland: The Warm Climate Move & The Male Vanity Industry

Emigration plans, shorts in the workplace, and the truth about men's anti-aging treatments
22
May 23, 2026

The Roy Keane DM & The Tree-Hanging Poo Bag Menace

From grumpy football lookalikes to the ultimate breakdown of dog fouling etiquette.
21
May 21, 2026

The 17-Minute Leak: A Double Life Exposed & The Bouncy Castle Mayhem

The secret tape destroying a career, Ireland’s "curtain twitchers," and the chaos of communion season.
20
May 16, 2026

The €500 Bet: Sibling Rivalry & The Ring of Kerry Mystery

Who is actually the "younger" brother? Plus: A 175km challenge that might be the end of Colm
19
May 14, 2026

The 50-Year Secret: Surviving the "Dark Knight" & The Ancestry Mystery

Midlife crises, the "moist" traveler, and the truth about your DNA: Why the second half of life is a different game.
18
May 9, 2026

The "Serial Licker" Files & The Human-AI Job Flip 🐸 | The Truth About The End

From biological highs to why robots are now hiring humans for $25/hour
17
May 7, 2026

$200 Million for a Podcast?! 🎙️ | The Truth About Office "Dirty Talk" & Celebrity Secrets

rom Sam Altman’s massive ego to the BBC scandal the public isn't supposed to know about.
16
May 2, 2026

The Private School Secret: Why Our Sisters Got the VIP Treatment

Gender bias, the "scrappy" mindset, and Terry’s controversial truth: Is your mother the root of your problems?