July 30, 2026
Keto Breath, Bolt-Cutter Blunders, and What Happens When the Kids Leave Home
Justin’s sardine-only diet, Colm’s suspicious bike rescue, and a real talk on marriage, middle age, and empty-nest syndrome.
What happens when your bike lock jams outside the 40 Foot and you have to walk back through Woody's with a pair of bolt cutters while wearing a helmet so you don't look like a thief? Colm Hayes opens this week's main show with another classic "Larry David moment," while Justin Caffrey details his week of extreme ketogenic eating—which involved eating nothing but sardines for three days straight.
The conversation quickly shifts to music nostalgia, covering Stevie Nicks’ iconic guitar riff on Edge of 17, Beth Orton's emotional new release The Ground Above, and the legendary studio documentary detailing how Fleetwood Mac made Rumours.
Later, the lads address a viral LinkedIn post written by Justin about raising children and navigating the "empty-nest" transition. When your kids leave for university, do you sit around waiting for them to visit, or do you completely reinvent your life and your marriage? The team dives into relationship dynamics, the myth of chasing non-stop happiness, and why living strictly "in the moment" might actually be overrated.
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Chapter Timings
- 00:00 - Non-Judgmental Thinking: Spoons vs. People
- 00:30 - Tefal Toaster Giveaway & Ketogenic Diet Progress
- 01:48 - The 3-Day Sardine Cleanse: Toilet & Breath Warnings
- 02:36 - Colm’s Bike Lock Jam & Buying Bolt Cutters in Woody's
- 04:11 - The Beating Heart of Larry David: Spanish Airport Suit Carrier Disaster
- 05:46 - Music Magic: Stevie Nicks, Beth Orton, & Madonna's Return
- 10:42 - Behind the Scenes: Rolling Stones & Fleetwood Mac Studio Documentaries
- 13:25 - Terry’s Barefoot Shoes & The YouTube Comment Conspiracy Theories
- 17:45 - Are We Being Judged? Social Anxiety & Public Perceptions
- 19:29 - Empty-Nest Syndrome: What Happens When Kids Go to University?
- 21:32 - Relationship Maintenance: Making Time Together & Apart
- 23:25 - The Constant Search Elsewhere: Travel vs. Home Comforts
- 24:32 - Chasing Happiness & The Myth of Strict Mindfulness
- 27:44 - Wrap Up: Toaster Giveaway Reminder & Sunday After-Show Teaser
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