2026 Predictions: Civil War in Cork & The "Dead Cat Bounce"
Was Jesus a Buddhist Monk? Justin’s financial forecast, and why we're all dressing like the 80s.
Happy New Year! We kick off 2026 with a bang as the full team reunites to predict the future. Colm has run his theories through ChatGPT and predicts a United Ireland... sort of, involving a civil war between Munster and Leinster fought exclusively with garden furniture .
Justin drops his serious financial forecast for the year, warning of a "Dead Cat Bounce" in the US markets and explaining why he thinks the rich are about to get richer off AI .
We also cover:
- The Jesus Conspiracy: Justin argues that Jesus spent his "missing years" training as a Buddhist monk in the Khyber Pass, while Colm thinks the 11-year-old on a donkey story doesn't add up.
- Fashion Forecast: Why the "Green Jumper" is back, and why 2026 will see the return of formal wear (think Mad Men and Dynasty) .
- The "Wife Beater" Vest: A chaotic debate about sleeveless t-shirts, Stella Artois, and why Colm was once attacked by two women checking his sleeves .
- Dinner Party from Hell: Justin's dream dinner guests include Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, and Kim Jong Un (and Elle Macpherson just for balance)
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🗓️ Release Date: Thursday, 01/01/2026
⏱️ Chapter
- 00:00 – Intro: Nana Mouskouri & Impure Thoughts
- 02:40 – Colm’s Wild 2026 Predictions (Cork Republic & Garden Furniture War)
- 07:35 – Justin’s Financial Forecast: The "Dead Cat Bounce"
- 10:30 – Crypto Update: Is Bitcoin finally a safe bet?
- 12:36 – Fashion Trends: Why we're all wearing suits in 2026
- 16:16 – The "Wife Beater" Vest Controversy
- 19:24 – The End of the World (According to Nostradamus & Hebrew Texts)
- 20:41 – The Jesus Conspiracy: Was he a Buddhist Monk?
- 26:00 – The Missing Bible Verse: Fasting & Praying
- 29:52 – AI Update: ChatGPT vs. Gemini & Becoming a Millionaire
📌 Important Listener Notes
- Financial Disclaimer: Justin’s comments on the US Stock Market and Bitcoin are not financial advice (even if he is wearing a serious jumper) .
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